A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.

Let man be true and every god a liar.

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.

Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.

God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

It is our less conscious thoughts and our less conscious actions which mainly mould our lives and the lives of those who spring from us.