I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

I'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.