I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.

I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.

Be who you are and I'll be who I am. I refuse to take sides, because everybody has their story.

At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.