I think so much of what informs us as performers is what we had to endure as kids growing up. I was the youngest in my family. I always got a lot of attention.

You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.

Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.

I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself.

I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.