Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it's not popular. It's sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it's sacrificing your basic comforts.

You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.

Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.

I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.

I think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're a little bit scared of me sometimes.

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.