I'll take on somebody if they're offending the entire culture, not just offending me.
Sandra BernhardYou can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.
Sandra BernhardIf you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman of dignity.
Sandra BernhardThey want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know.
Sandra BernhardIf you come home to a household of chaos and anger and fear, you're not going to feel protected from the world.
Sandra BernhardI was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, "Oh, this is so cool." I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different.
Sandra Bernhard