It's nobody's business how you do something.

I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.

Random things make me laugh.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.

It's nobody's business how you do something.

I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.