I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting.

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.

I hate to judge everybody across the board.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I try to avoid people's eyes because I don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility.

I think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're a little bit scared of me sometimes.