Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives?

I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.

Growing up in the '60s and the '70s, things certainly seemed more simplistic and easier to digest.

Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.