Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.

Gay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing.

Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.

At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

The most important, overriding arc of my career has been that I would never be self-deprecating.