I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.

You have to take the basics of feminism and the kind of outline of it and do what you do with it. You have to make things work for your own life.

I think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're a little bit scared of me sometimes.

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.

Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it's not popular. It's sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it's sacrificing your basic comforts.