I haven't always acted or reacted in a way that made me proud, but I didn't make that same mistake twice, and I think that's what I love about adversity is that it always reminds me of what's really valuable in life.

I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.

As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment.

My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.

My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not translate to print. People don't read it as sarcasm, and it just comes off badly.

I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase.

Not everything has to be immediate.