My mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.'

Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing with comedy is that most of the time, you could be orange. It doesn't matter, as long you're funny.

I don't like guys who will lie down and take it. I want someone who'll fight back. I like people who can argue well.

My goal now is to remember every place I've been, only do things I love, and not say yes when I don't mean it.

I was raised in Washington, DC in a household where one parent was a Republican and the other was a Democrat, so I got both sides.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.