You do right by me, I'll show you a life most suckers can't even dream of.
Sometimes I think if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn.
Why the hell shouldn't I run away with the circus?
I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed my three kids in less than five minutes.
Is where you're from the place you're leaving or where you have roots?
I hate this bizarre policy of protective exclusion, because it effectively writes me off the page.