Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

Avoid running at all times.

I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.