I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it.

Smokey Joe (Williams) could throw harder than anyone.

Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.