I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.