I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.