I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.