Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.