Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Smokey Joe (Williams) could throw harder than anyone.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

Go light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social life ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.