What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.
I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.
One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.
NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.
If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
I was born in August, no July, 1908.