If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twenty-two years, nothing that weighs over 130. If you do, you're in trouble. 'Cause when you're getting old and your cells gettin' low, you'll need a Delco battery to boost ya.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

Smokey Joe (Williams) could throw harder than anyone.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.