If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twenty-two years, nothing that weighs over 130. If you do, you're in trouble. 'Cause when you're getting old and your cells gettin' low, you'll need a Delco battery to boost ya.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

Work such as you will not have to have the money. Adore like you've got by no means been damage. Dance like nobody's seeing.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.