Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man.