I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

Avoid running at all times.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.