I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.