They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.