They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twenty-two years, nothing that weighs over 130. If you do, you're in trouble. 'Cause when you're getting old and your cells gettin' low, you'll need a Delco battery to boost ya.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.