I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.