I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Smokey Joe (Williams) could throw harder than anyone.