I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.