One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.
I was born in August, no July, 1908.
NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.
I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.