I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.
Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.
I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.