Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

Work such as you will not have to have the money. Adore like you've got by no means been damage. Dance like nobody's seeing.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.