With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?