With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.