Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park.

You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.