When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.