When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.