Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

The Crawfords played everywhere, in every ballpark. And we won, won like we invented the game.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.