Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.