I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Work such as you will not have to have the money. Adore like you've got by no means been damage. Dance like nobody's seeing.

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.