My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.

If I'm lucky, in a month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.

A good tactic is one your people enjoy.

Some people are immune to good advice.

It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It's wrong.

Every treasure is guarded by dragons. That's how you can tell it's valuable.

All effective actions require the passport of morality.