In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their lips and tongues. I don't get it.

I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's.

I can't sit still for 10 minutes.

I want to create a little chaos and make people's heads turn.

I never planned on being a plumber.

To me, theater is the mecca; if you really love to act, that's where it's the most fun, by a long shot.

I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.