Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

I could puke on myself and still be good looking.