Balls in general are not a good looking item.
I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
I could puke on myself and still be good looking.
The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone
You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!