Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.
I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.
Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!