Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

I gotta learn to rap.