Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

I gotta learn to rap.

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!