Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.