I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!
People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!
Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
I could puke on myself and still be good looking.