Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!
I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone
Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.
I could puke on myself and still be good looking.