I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?

I gotta learn to rap.

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.