You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

I gotta learn to rap.