The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone
I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.
I gotta learn to rap.
People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!