Yes, we have a dress code. You have to dress.

The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee every time I add new letters like N and T.

Microsoft is now talking about the digital nervous system... I guess I would be nervous if my system was built on their technology too.

This is a big deal. It's a fairly natural partnership; it shouldn't surprise people, ... We're working on bringing this network-is-the-computer, Net services environment.

Who cares who's captain after the wings have fallen off.

I can't figure the stock market out. I think it's wacky. I have done well with a long-term strategy and will continue being a long-term investor.

When Steve Ballmer calls me wacko, I consider that a compliment.