I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

Only 4 percent of all the companies owned in Scotland have their head offices in Scotland.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two

I'm an actor - it's not brain surgery. If I do my job right, people won't ask for their money back.

May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure.

Personally I give us . . . one chance of three.

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.