I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.

How peaceful life would be without love. How safe, how tranquil and how dull.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.

My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.