I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two

[James Bond's qualities of] self-containment, his powers of decision, his ability to carry on through till the end and to survive ... I like to think I acquired them before Bond.

I've never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

There's a lot of fantasy about what Scotland is, and the shortbread tins and that sort of thing.

More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.