When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.

There were two things that became apparent, pretty quickly into the process. One was that the muscles didn't take as much reconditioning as I thought they would. It was more like voice acting than I thought it would be. You're using your whole body and there are things that are different, but when you are doing a character, even in the booth, nobody is watching but my face will do different things when I do different characters.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

You break the story first, and then you go into the specifics.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.