When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.

Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

When 'Family Guy' started, we wanted to make it more like a sitcom. And there was very little music.

Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park,' but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.

You would not want me on your football team.