You break the story first, and then you go into the specifics.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I did a lot of theater when I was in high school and college. I also did stand-up in college, so it was always part of what I did.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

At one point, I was hell-bent on being a Disney animator, and sort of got over that in college and wanted to do my own stuff. You know, towards the end of college I had actually planned to go to the Boston Conservatory of Music for musical theater.

The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there.

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.