I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

I liked actions movies. Jean-Claude Van Damme was a major influence on me at that point in my life.

I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.

Really, if I'm honest, sci-fi is where my sensibility instinctively goes - I'm a big comic-book fan.

I would only date a 15 year old high school girl.

I've never really had a real job. When I was young doing stand-up, I'd get 50 bucks a week here or 100 bucks a week there. You know, sometimes for headlining one of the rooms, or MC-ing, or something like that. So yeah, I've never had like a normal job.