You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was over there, I called him. He's like, 'Whassup big fella?' Perfect English!

If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played an extra regular-season game.

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.

I knew I was going to make one. I wanted to make two, but the first one rattled in and rattled right out.

I play against a front and a back every night, Ming does not have to do that, Duncan does not have to do that, Garnett doesn't do that. I am the only one that has to do that.

That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me - and that's all that matters.

I'm getting older. I'm getting sexier. I'm getting meaner. I can still do what I do.