It's t'ai chi every time. I'm using your positive energy, and I'm blowing off it. See, most guys can't push, they got to lean. When they lean, I spin.

Me and Penny are going to be the Kareem and Magic of the '90s.

If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches.

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.

The Big Cactus. I will stick you.