Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn't have his clumsy ass on the floor, I wouldn't have fell. How he got on the ground, I don't know. He's clumsy. Quote me on that. I'm going to get him.

I'm not the one buying love. He's the one buying love.

It's hard being the NBA's sex symbol, but somebody has to do it.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.

I don't listen to people who can't do stuff that I do.

My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.