If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's going to happen. He's a Corvette. I'm a brick wall.

The Miami Heat has the best fans.

If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys will feel about me.

Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47.

I think it's a great city. I think it's a fabulous city. But in my young juvenile days, I was an idiot, and I bought 30 cars. And I need to drive those cars, and New York isn't really the place you can do that.

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

If you want Shaq to be Shaq, you've got to remember that Shaq is known for wreaking havoc offensively - 26,000-plus points without consistently making free throws. Don't have me doing something I'm not used to doing. I ain't used to being a pick-setter. Let me badda-bing, badda-bang.