I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that's how I am. I'm true.

I'm known as The Big Baryshnikov.

I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

He could be dominant - if he played in the WNBA.

I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.

Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn't say that to my face in a dark alley where it's just me and him and no witnesses.

How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?