I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

I'm just getting better and better. It's just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I'm not a queen bee. I'm a king bee.

I'll take 14 out of 15 any day of the week, any week of the month, any month of the year, any year of the century. I don't know what comes after century.

A lot of coaches play percentages when it comes to me, but that's just a way of saying that you can't stop me.