We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

I said what I felt, and people try to control people. But you can never control me. I'm a 31-year-old juvenile delinquent. Nobody can control me.

It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.

Thank God I had two parents who loved me enough to stay on my case.

He is an old glove, but he looked like the old Glove.